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Now we have that all ship-shape and Bristol Fashion, your Captain - SJ Lorimar may allow you aboard, sparing you a keel hauling if you pass muster. So splice the mainbrace whichever way you wish to slice it and join our hearty crew, sailor, on this cruise into the dynamic world of Stallone Schwarzenegger, TJ! and the Kamikaze Ninja Podcast.

Here onboard Sailor Crew there's no room for swabs, deck chair blenders or Typo Dots. It's all "plain sailing" on this ship if you catch my drift. So when the waters seem to be getting a little murky, set your course for this exclusive island breakaway Private Members paradise - guaranteed no scurvy ridden NL's catered for.